High-IQ music meme
“woman”? no, you misheard. i’m an omen.
i don’t identify as “male” or “female”, i identify as a warning
♀️♂️🍭🎊Congratulations!🎊🍭♀️♂️
It’s a Harbinger
*conservative suburban mom voice* is she… you know… a portent of doom
Ultrasound technician: “Do you want to know if it’s an ale or an omen?”
why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain
no one tell him
Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.
The ides of March have come
Beware the ides of March.
Jolly All Hallows’ Eve!
May your night be bountiful & bewitching!
🌗🦇🎃🍬🍻👿👻☠
no way in hell am i passing this up
a student from uni scrolled past this and ended up failing all of his courses, even the ones he thought he passed… not gonna take this chance.
just for luck 😭
not taking any chances
Love, Power, Freedom
Love, Experience, Happiness
qual loym and rodi
omg so accurate
Money, popularity, intelligence
weLL WAY TO MAKE ME SOUND LIKE A HEARTLESS FUCK
Love, money, intelligence
ok
Love, youth, and success
shit that is accurate
Love, money, experience
YEP
Dancers always want more experience. ALWAYS.
Love, beauty & rey. Sounds about right. *yells at the stars* “Well, where is this delightful space lady?!”
i’m worth five fucking dollars
$36.00 dont be disappointed in me @sunriseovertheroomwhereithappens
I ONLY GOT $9.00 HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET $36.00
I’m worth $52 come at me
$75.50, bitches
$26
$44
